In which Mr. Flutie interprets body language
Me: Hon, I want you to take a look at this GIF of Dean, and tell me what you think he’s doing.
Husband: Because that’s not an alarming way to start a sentence.
Me: Ha ha. Just look at it, smart-ass.
Husband: Well, clearly, he’s hiding an erection.
Me: Are you sure?
Husband: What do you mean, am I sure? That’s like a neon sign flashing “BONER ALERT”.
Me: Well, I mean, could it be interpreted as anything else?
Husband: Only if someone had just threatened to kick him in the nuts.





